Tonight i pulled out my own fractured tooth. I am superman.

I am in alot of pain.

teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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All we do is game, we don’t need a reason.

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

nippleicious:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

aztec-dreams:

don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?