allonsyforever:

"WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

humorking:

same

humorking:

same

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

jaideputa:

 Hipster Final Boss

jaideputa:

 Hipster Final Boss

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*