Man

Left the house to go for a drink with the housemates and he freaks out and finds me. What the actual fuck mate. Dudes need to realise just because I have you my number doesn’t mean I’m yours. Blocked and deleted.

the very serious cast of a very serious show

qarfield:

when you look at your phone after a night partying and you are just ashamed of the messages you’ve sent

trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

mormonvevo:

fuck you ↑ you ↖ you ↗ you ↙ you → you ↓ you ↩ you ↪ you ↬ you ↫ you ↪ you ↩ you ↲ you ↯ you ↱ you ↰ you ↷ you ↳ you ↶ you ↴ you ↵ and you ↺ 

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused