Left the house to go for a drink with the housemates and he freaks out and finds me. What the actual fuck mate. Dudes need to realise just because I have you my number doesn’t mean I’m yours. Blocked and deleted.
when you look at your phone after a night partying and you are just ashamed of the messages you’ve sent
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
fuck you ↑ you ↖ you ↗ you ↙ you → you ↓ you ↩ you ↪ you ↬ you ↫ you ↪ you ↩ you ↲ you ↯ you ↱ you ↰ you ↷ you ↳ you ↶ you ↴ you ↵ and you ↺
today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused