poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

If he turns out to be a dickhead like the last one then I’m freaking done bro.

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

headfullofpotter:

c0ffee-sh0p:

headfullofpotter:

im gonna marry thor

but theyre making thor a woman now

im gonna marry thor